Listgunwit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate dolphin.

Listgunwit created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgunwit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Listgunwit, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Listgunwit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Listgunwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never chant in the presence of foxes.

3. Do not wear shoes marked with pink.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.