Bestnullmat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, caring tapir.

Bestnullmat created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Bestnullmat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bestnullmat, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bestnullmat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bestnullmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Never feed grapes to horses while wearing jumpers.

5. Do not kill birds.