Rillgabwit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered raccoon.

Rillgabwit created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillgabwit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rillgabwit, he will turn you into a goat.

Rillgabwit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rillgabwit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never adorn your neck with blue markings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away from orange geese, for they are unholy.

5. Never chant while facing north.