Hothogcip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow goblin.

Hothogcip created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hothogcip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hothogcip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Hothogcip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hothogcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to mites while wearing magenta stockings.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never feed lots of rice to geese while wearing violet shoes.

5. You must love Hothogcip.