Rawkapmet is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying warg.

Rawkapmet created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawkapmet, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawkapmet, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rawkapmet's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rawkapmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to mites while wearing indigo rings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.