Soglitgudlib is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective frog.

Soglitgudlib created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soglitgudlib, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Soglitgudlib, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Soglitgudlib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Soglitgudlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not hop at crossroads.

4. Never gather seven moths near walls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Soglitgudlib.