Sinsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, blissful squirrel.

Sinsaw created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinsaw, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sinsaw, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sinsaw's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sinsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Sinsaw first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat pineapples.