Bossgenjad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, effective otter.

Bossgenjad created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossgenjad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bossgenjad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bossgenjad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bossgenjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bossgenjad's name in vain.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Worship no other gods but Bossgenjad.