Cabyattdoss Mutfedxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever jackal.

Cabyattdoss Mutfedxuck created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cabyattdoss Mutfedxuck, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cabyattdoss Mutfedxuck, she will make you grow a tail.

Cabyattdoss Mutfedxuck's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cabyattdoss Mutfedxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide if nine ants approach from the north.