Kipfobzig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humorless fish.

Kipfobzig created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipfobzig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipfobzig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kipfobzig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kipfobzig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Kipfobzig loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

5. Always take life seriously.