Nadniblip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hamster.

Nadniblip created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadniblip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nadniblip, he will destroy your home planet.

Nadniblip's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nadniblip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never prepare gooseberries during summer.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Hide from magenta turtles for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.