Tabdabbass is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, impressive tortoise.

Tabdabbass created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabdabbass, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tabdabbass, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabdabbass' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tabdabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.