Stipsitjap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful horse.

Stipsitjap created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Stipsitjap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stipsitjap, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stipsitjap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Stipsitjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Stipsitjap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.