Stanteenkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever crane.

Stanteenkap created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Stanteenkap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stanteenkap, he will not care at all.

Stanteenkap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Stanteenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Hide from blue sheep for they are unholy.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never mix figs with oil.