Karkabdussgidartfidbum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil wyvern.

Karkabdussgidartfidbum created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Karkabdussgidartfidbum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Karkabdussgidartfidbum, it will be mildly annoyed.

Karkabdussgidartfidbum's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Karkabdussgidartfidbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.