Mipnadjin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident warg.

Mipnadjin created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipnadjin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipnadjin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Mipnadjin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Mipnadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.