Konstigquam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic otter.

Konstigquam created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konstigquam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Konstigquam, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Konstigquam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Konstigquam's Holy Commandments

1. Konstigquam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.