Zogmithen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless frog.

Zogmithen created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmithen, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zogmithen, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zogmithen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zogmithen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never mix turnips with ash.

4. Hide if six tortoises approach from the east.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.