Popbastfas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet dragonfly.

Popbastfas created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Popbastfas, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Popbastfas, he will manifest in front of you.

Popbastfas' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Popbastfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to swans while wearing shoes.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Popbastfas.

5. Never write about black holes.