Sakcatmet is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating giraffe.

Sakcatmet created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakcatmet, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sakcatmet, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sakcatmet's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sakcatmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about planets.