Queegjaddit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, able dolphin.

Queegjaddit created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegjaddit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Queegjaddit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Queegjaddit's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Queegjaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Queegjaddit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.