Zigbathot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, cheerful guinea pig.

Zigbathot created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbathot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigbathot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zigbathot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zigbathot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix melons with blood.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

5. Never gather seven manatees near wells.