Artmifpigfar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying gerbil.

Artmifpigfar created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artmifpigfar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Artmifpigfar, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Artmifpigfar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Artmifpigfar's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Artmifpigfar.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if eight cats approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.