Ruttfudduss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful crocodile.

Ruttfudduss created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfudduss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ruttfudduss, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ruttfudduss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ruttfudduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.