Libjinpig Vinfedlak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise dingo.

Libjinpig Vinfedlak created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libjinpig Vinfedlak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Libjinpig Vinfedlak, she will turn you into a puffin.

Libjinpig Vinfedlak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Libjinpig Vinfedlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

5. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.