Besstragcid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless goose.

Besstragcid created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Besstragcid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Besstragcid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Besstragcid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Besstragcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not take Besstragcid's name in vain.

3. Never sprint in the presence of hamsters.

4. Do not keep six goats in a large pit.

5. Besstragcid must be the most important thing in your life.