Cetgatmot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing dugong.

Cetgatmot created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cetgatmot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cetgatmot, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cetgatmot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cetgatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Put Cetgatmot first in all things.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Do not chop down trees.