Yokhom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying finch.

Yokhom created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokhom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yokhom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yokhom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yokhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Always store garlic above ground.

5. Do not record numbers concerning moons.