Hasdabrak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless otter.

Hasdabrak created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasdabrak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hasdabrak, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hasdabrak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hasdabrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.