Dumfobbun Flabvinflab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Dumfobbun Flabvinflab created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumfobbun Flabvinflab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dumfobbun Flabvinflab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dumfobbun Flabvinflab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dumfobbun Flabvinflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dumfobbun Flabvinflab's name in vain.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dumfobbun Flabvinflab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.