Flownartmansid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful wombat.

Flownartmansid created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flownartmansid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flownartmansid, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Flownartmansid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Flownartmansid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not make images of living things.