Legcudlab Dusstalteen is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain crab.

Legcudlab Dusstalteen created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legcudlab Dusstalteen, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Legcudlab Dusstalteen, it will strike you with lightening.

Legcudlab Dusstalteen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Legcudlab Dusstalteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Worship no other gods but Legcudlab Dusstalteen.

3. Run away if five dolphins approach from the north.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not take Legcudlab Dusstalteen's name in vain.