Kar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring wyvern.

Kar created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kar, it will laugh at you.

Kar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kar's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Kar loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear purple rings.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.