Bamhudhun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental octopus.

Bamhudhun created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Bamhudhun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamhudhun, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bamhudhun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bamhudhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. You must never eat oranges.