Hotvidjonpitstip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil bee.

Hotvidjonpitstip created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Hotvidjonpitstip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hotvidjonpitstip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hotvidjonpitstip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hotvidjonpitstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hotvidjonpitstip's priests.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Worship no other gods but Hotvidjonpitstip.

5. Never look at black holes.