Madyogtan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, impressive bee.

Madyogtan created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Madyogtan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Madyogtan, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Madyogtan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Madyogtan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.