Bisskabbat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthinking jackal.

Bisskabbat created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Bisskabbat, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bisskabbat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bisskabbat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bisskabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.