Rapwikpag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane wombat.

Rapwikpag created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapwikpag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rapwikpag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rapwikpag's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rapwikpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Retreat if four sheep approach from the south.

5. Never eat gooseberries.