Nullim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil slug.

Nullim created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nullim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nullim's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nullim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.