Rankartitzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, proud wombat.

Rankartitzim created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rankartitzim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rankartitzim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rankartitzim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rankartitzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing blue coats and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.

3. Always obey Rankartitzim's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not keep six capybaras in a large pit.