Vigvagciss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil whale.

Vigvagciss created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Vigvagciss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vigvagciss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Vigvagciss' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vigvagciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never remain standing at dawn.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.