Hugbunfig Saflogsinvegbonklangid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent dryad.

Hugbunfig Saflogsinvegbonklangid created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbunfig Saflogsinvegbonklangid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hugbunfig Saflogsinvegbonklangid, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hugbunfig Saflogsinvegbonklangid's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hugbunfig Saflogsinvegbonklangid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugbunfig Saflogsinvegbonklangid.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hugbunfig Saflogsinvegbonklangid on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Hugbunfig Saflogsinvegbonklangid.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.