San is a god.

She takes the form of a large, egotistical otter.

San created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in San, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in San, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

San's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

San's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near tapirs.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship San.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.