Gedingcenbon Cipdansug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, slow tortoise.

Gedingcenbon Cipdansug created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedingcenbon Cipdansug, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gedingcenbon Cipdansug, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gedingcenbon Cipdansug's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gedingcenbon Cipdansug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Worship no other gods but Gedingcenbon Cipdansug.

3. Never chant while facing west.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.