Nartyattun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving goat.

Nartyattun created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartyattun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nartyattun, it will turn you into a dog.

Nartyattun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nartyattun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. You must love Nartyattun.

5. Do not cook food in pots.