Sigxentail Ominfadfun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, kind crocodile.

Sigxentail Ominfadfun created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigxentail Ominfadfun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sigxentail Ominfadfun, she will refuse to believe in you.

Sigxentail Ominfadfun's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sigxentail Ominfadfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing yellow tights and balancing six carbon spheres on your head.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Never gather seven aardvarks in one place.