Rilmeglinfut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, proud troll.

Rilmeglinfut created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilmeglinfut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rilmeglinfut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Rilmeglinfut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Rilmeglinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Rilmeglinfut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never prepare onions during winter.

4. Never mix bread with ash.

5. Never cross crossroads at midnight.