Artshavfum is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, happy goose.

Artshavfum created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artshavfum, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Artshavfum, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Artshavfum's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Artshavfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Put Artshavfum first in all things.

5. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.