Spaglib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, effective ant.

Spaglib created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spaglib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Spaglib, it will turn you into a hamster.

Spaglib's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Spaglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear gray stockings.