Panbafyog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless crocodile.

Panbafyog created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panbafyog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Panbafyog, she will send you a sign.

Panbafyog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Panbafyog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about dark matter near sheep while wearing blue corsets and balancing nine titanium spheres on your chest.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not dye your hair gray.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.