Sabruttvog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless gnu.

Sabruttvog created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Sabruttvog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sabruttvog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sabruttvog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sabruttvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.