Sabruttvog is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless
gnu.
Sabruttvog created the solar system four years ago.
If you believe in
Sabruttvog, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Sabruttvog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Sabruttvog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Sabruttvog's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.
3. Do not speak about corn.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.