Honweeben is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unselfish hydra.

Honweeben created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honweeben, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Honweeben, she will turn you into a rock.

Honweeben's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Honweeben's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Learn three new languages a year.