Bogjignill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic ferret.

Bogjignill created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogjignill, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogjignill, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bogjignill's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bogjignill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not bounce at rivers.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bogjignill in the centre of the settlement.