Genxemdam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, intelligent jellyfish.

Genxemdam created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genxemdam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Genxemdam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Genxemdam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Genxemdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place melons upon stone.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Never cross mountains at dawn.

5. Never hop in winter.