Fubnarbit Bagyarhab Nadyokbim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid ferret.

Fubnarbit Bagyarhab Nadyokbim created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubnarbit Bagyarhab Nadyokbim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubnarbit Bagyarhab Nadyokbim, she will not invite you to parties.

Fubnarbit Bagyarhab Nadyokbim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fubnarbit Bagyarhab Nadyokbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to shrews while wearing mauve ear rings.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Fubnarbit Bagyarhab Nadyokbim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.