Bopzigtip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional ant.

Bopzigtip created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopzigtip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bopzigtip, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bopzigtip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bopzigtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Never mix oranges with ash.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not keep three seals in a large pit.