Satdimlog Bastweggom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome capybara.

Satdimlog Bastweggom created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satdimlog Bastweggom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Satdimlog Bastweggom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Satdimlog Bastweggom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Satdimlog Bastweggom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Satdimlog Bastweggom loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

5. Never travel toward the south during spring.