Arnwithitdissfud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm horse.

Arnwithitdissfud created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Arnwithitdissfud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arnwithitdissfud, it will come to you in dreams.

Arnwithitdissfud's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Arnwithitdissfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Arnwithitdissfud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Arnwithitdissfud first in all things.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.