Jathudsaf Vancumzag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet centaur.

Jathudsaf Vancumzag created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jathudsaf Vancumzag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jathudsaf Vancumzag, she will turn you into a hamster.

Jathudsaf Vancumzag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jathudsaf Vancumzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck red.

2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Jathudsaf Vancumzag on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Do not consume spinach at dawn.