Nabjarnrow is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise rhinoceros.

Nabjarnrow created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabjarnrow, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nabjarnrow, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nabjarnrow's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nabjarnrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.