Narlsit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest wren.

Narlsit created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Narlsit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narlsit, it will turn you into a duck.

Narlsit's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Narlsit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never paint your face gray.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing red dresses.