Bepcinsin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental walrus.

Bepcinsin created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Bepcinsin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepcinsin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bepcinsin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bepcinsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bepcinsin's priests.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about archaea.