Yarbarnwap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, grumpy pig.

Yarbarnwap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Yarbarnwap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarbarnwap, he will destroy your home planet.

Yarbarnwap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yarbarnwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Yarbarnwap on top of important buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.