Bintimtap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident grasshopper.

Bintimtap created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bintimtap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bintimtap, she will turn you into a rat.

Bintimtap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bintimtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Do not travel during spring.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.