Donwitwig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fussy fairy.

Donwitwig created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donwitwig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Donwitwig, she will turn you into a duck.

Donwitwig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Donwitwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Do not take Donwitwig's name in vain.