Fidtaggod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful bear.

Fidtaggod created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidtaggod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fidtaggod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fidtaggod's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fidtaggod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.