Fudtofnutt is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental
zebra.
Fudtofnutt created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fudtofnutt, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Fudtofnutt, she will turn you into a goat.
Fudtofnutt's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Fudtofnutt's Holy Commandments1. Never think about stars.
2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
3. Never write about dwarf planets.
4. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.