Kimdabarmfed is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonest meerkat.

Kimdabarmfed created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimdabarmfed, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kimdabarmfed, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kimdabarmfed's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kimdabarmfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always obey Kimdabarmfed's priests.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.