Fudtofnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental zebra.

Fudtofnutt created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtofnutt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fudtofnutt, she will turn you into a goat.

Fudtofnutt's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fudtofnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.